Where Will I Meet My Lovers Now?

As I'm sure you have already heard, some grocery stores in Israel are making separate entrances for women and men, in an effort to prevent situations where opposite genders might unintentionally touch each other.

I don't know what you are thinking, but me, I'm really worried that this hashakafa may spill over into our American communities.
 
And then what will I do? How will I carry on my romantic trysts? Think about it.  Oy Vay.

Gone will be the days of  "accidental" brushing of the hands as we both reach for the same carton of juice. No more electric, passionate glances over the tomatoes or shared laughs in the dairy department. No more furtive caresses in the checkout line or stolen kisses by the frozen vegetables. Alas, the days of quickies with total strangers in the employee break room are coming to an end, I fear. 


Gosh,  I hope my husband doesn't read this post. He'll never let me go shopping again, Im Yirtzeh Hashem, Kein Yechi Ratzon, Ad Meah V'esrim.