onionsoupmix (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} onionsoupmix) wrote,@ 2008-01-01 22:08:00 |
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Wow, what can I say?
In the Beis Oilam that my father z"l is buried in in Eretz Yisroel there is a section for frum and not frum. But there is more than that, there is a section for shomer shabbos people who had a tv and shomer shabbos people who didn't have a tv.
From here.
I would like to know more about the sections, to tell you the truth.
I guess I just wonder whether there is a section for people who don't have a tv but cheat on their taxes? Is there a section for people who don't have a tv, have never accessed the internet but think that goyim are lower life-forms than them? Is there a section for people who don't have a tv, don't own cell phones or a modem, but also pay for their children to attend schools where a lack of basic literacy in the English language is a sign of gadlus b'Torah? Gosh, is there a section for rabbis who supported agunos and improved gittin rules versus those who supported bullet proof stockings and organized tznius patrols? Are there sections for rabbis who assur everything from televisions to birth control, but manage to support pedophiles?
What about heaven? Are there going to be separate sections for all these people? I sure hope so.
Maybe there's a new protocol up there in shamayim. Maybe instead of asking about kovah itim and tzedakah and all that stuff, they will ask me whether I prefered Desperate Housewives or American Idol.
In the Beis Oilam that my father z"l is buried in in Eretz Yisroel there is a section for frum and not frum. But there is more than that, there is a section for shomer shabbos people who had a tv and shomer shabbos people who didn't have a tv.
From here.
I would like to know more about the sections, to tell you the truth.
I guess I just wonder whether there is a section for people who don't have a tv but cheat on their taxes? Is there a section for people who don't have a tv, have never accessed the internet but think that goyim are lower life-forms than them? Is there a section for people who don't have a tv, don't own cell phones or a modem, but also pay for their children to attend schools where a lack of basic literacy in the English language is a sign of gadlus b'Torah? Gosh, is there a section for rabbis who supported agunos and improved gittin rules versus those who supported bullet proof stockings and organized tznius patrols? Are there sections for rabbis who assur everything from televisions to birth control, but manage to support pedophiles?
What about heaven? Are there going to be separate sections for all these people? I sure hope so.
Maybe there's a new protocol up there in shamayim. Maybe instead of asking about kovah itim and tzedakah and all that stuff, they will ask me whether I prefered Desperate Housewives or American Idol.
