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March 27th, 2008

10:24 am: You gotta love it!
 
Count the black velvet yarmulkahs in this section of men who were arrested for soliciting an undercover officer. Article here.



And for everyone who is going to write some stupid crap about how every community has its bad apples and blah, blah, blah: Get this straight. I don't care if your husbands are porn addicts or visit hookers on a regular basis or even if they snort cocaine on yom kippur. 

What I do care about is the extreme hypocrisy  and double standards of everyone involved, the men, the shuls, the rabbonim. If one of the pious wives of these gentlemen decided to wear jeans or uncover her hair or (gasp) attend a shul without a mechitza, you can bet that the next day her children would be expelled from their black hat schools and her husband would file for divorce. And that's in a nice community, where they won't damage her car or spray her with bleach. Because of course, yiddishe women can't behave or look like those terrible meshugeneh goyim, with their crazy clothes and attitudes. We are the chosen people, better, holier and smarter than everyone else.

And I'm still waiting for the Kol Koreh from the rabbonim about visiting prostitutes. So far, all I have are the ones about how all the problems in the world, famine, deaths, wars are attributed to women whose skirts slide slightly above their knees when they sit. 



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March 23rd, 2008

10:46 am: Everything you wanted to know about genetics, but were afraid to ask your kallah teacher..

Just found this on another women's board...

My teacher told me that the most important time to have a holy thought, or a face of a rebbe in mind is when conception occurs, meaning that when the actual act occurs you should think of a holy person. The story she told us to prove this point is of a black couple who had a white child. The husband was sure that his wife cheated on him but she swore she didnt. They realized that they had a picture of a white person near the bed and she was looking at that picture when conception happened. The main point is that you should at least think of a holy person during the actual act itself.
 

Apparently this is a common line of thread among kallah teachers. When I was getting married, I heard this about a white couple with a black baby. Also according to my kallah teacher, the Virgin Mary apparently saw a piggy on her exit from the mikvah and that's how Jesus happened. 

After some thought, this looks like a very tidy and convienent excuse for marital, um, indiscretions. 
Oh, dear, the baby looks like our mailman again. We really can't continue leaving stamps and envelopes on the bedroom night table.  




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